Colorado Wildlife

Camouflage - Nature's Protection

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) With no natural predators, biologists are at a loss to explain the exact method of population control that keeps this distant cousin of the lemming from over-population.

Colorado Wildelife (date nite)

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) Organic produce farmer, Edna Teezdale had to know the source of all the strange new creatures appearing in the Colorado Wilds. So, camera in hand, off she went. Now we all have a new reason to be creaped out in the forest at night. Thanks Edna.

Beware the Pagan Frog Ritual

(endangered species have so little to lose)

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) When news reached the forest that there were indeed more frogs than Barbies, the newly formed frog coucel decided the time was ripe to press the advantage. Beware the Pagan Frog Ritual.

Hypnofish

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) Dear Mom, met some of the locals today... Rethinking the fishing trip Hi Mom, I met the hypno-fish today. I still don't have a clue why they call them that. Anyway, I'm off to collect a few buckets of bugs to throw into the river. After that I thought I'd get my lip pierced. Why doesn't Dad like to fish here any more?

Monster Lures LLC - Limited Lifetime Warranty

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) Monster Lures are unconditionally guaranteed to catch even the most elusive prey. Simply shrink wrap lure and locate in the nearest retail outlet. Then, through the magic of Monster Lures, your prey will come to you. Enjoy over and over again. Sterilize between uses. Monster Lure, LLC encourage catch and release fishing whenever possible.

Salida, Co - Strangers Welcome

Order 50 or more and we'll print your city's name

* 8.5" x 5.5" card for only 60 cents *

(Backside) When the aliens landed, their simple message said, "The foam in the limo is broke." Scholars Interpreted the actual intent as, "Take me to your latte." Years later the aliens corrected this to, "The phone in the saucer is broken," or rather, "Sorry we didn't phone ahead."

2 Fawns #2 - Postcard

5x7 inch card

2 Fawns Standing - Postcard

5x7 inch card